pinch and run
the art of taking a dump in someone’s toilet and leaving it in the bowl for the next unsuspecting visitor. a pinch an run is usually either an act of revenge or an opportunity to show off a masterpiece you left against the porcelain canvas.
grant was so proud of his unbroken 14″ t-rd that he pulled a pinch and run for his roommates to enjoy later.
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