pinch-snatch
pulling a colbert, or to pull a colbert. related to “pulling a stewart”, q.v.
taken from the colbert report, a pinch-sn-tch is to pinch one’s eyegl-ss stem and then use the same hand to sn-tch one’s eyegl-sses from one’s own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyegl-ss-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.
lends instant gravitas to the pinch-sn-tcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence br-mm-ng with gravitas, such as, “there can only be one answer to the problem republicans present america… pinch-sn-tch… truthiness.” or “you want to know what i think, jeff? i’ll tell you what i think. i think… pinch-sn-tch… it’s miller time.”
the pinch-sn-tch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
“the stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-sn-tch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as i suspected.”
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