pinch the prairie dog
the act of separating sh-t from ones b-tt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it’s journey to the toilet.
you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i’m trying to sh-t.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.
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