pine marten

pine martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god’s green earth. whenever you see a pine marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.
holly: i love pine martens so f-cking much! they cured my crippling depression.

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