pine pony


n. “the bench;” the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. to “ride the pine pony” means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.
“his torn acl has him riding the pine pony until next season.”
when you feeling salty, or stupid,
“awl man i just lost this game in spades”, you on that pine pony.

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