pineapple

a word urban dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition
shawn: i wonder what urban dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

gary: let’s look it up:
urban dictionary: what the f-ck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid f-ck?
shawn: i am sad
gary: as am i
what the f-ck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid f-ck?
you should know what pineapples are.
what the f-ck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you r-t-rd?!?
i like pineapples
an australian $50 note, noteable becuase of the yellow color of the note.
do you have any change, i’ve only got a pineapple.
a dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the australian mining and construction industries. meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one’s -rs-.
the foreman wasn’t happy; he gave us all a pineapple.
the single greatest fruit ever to exist. it is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. it’s increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. it shall soon have a religion based around it.
oh my god, a pineapple! i think i’m going to have an -rg-sm.
a code word to replace the phrase “that’s what she said” in order to avoid alerting unwanted partic-p-nts.
new female coworker at demonstration: “this is my first time, so take it slow.”

male coworker to other coworkers: “pineapple!”