Pineappleism
a east coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. yes, its a real religion.
pineappleism part q
in the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. rabbits are the root of all evil, whoopie goldberg has eyebrows, and spider man three is the answer to that question you didn’t know on your test.
2 more definitions
a funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie pineapple express.
saying that someone is your bfff is an example of a pineappleism.
pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the “o’holy pineapple” because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
person 1: whats you religion?
person 2: pineappleism.
person 1: ah i see you are one with the pineapple!
person 2:(not really a religion though).
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