pinecone

someone who just stands around and is completely irrelevant.
everyone is having fun and sarah is stood doing nothing
guy: sarah’s stood there like a pinecone
noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone’s result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.
marc: “dude, i just shat a m-ssive pinecone!”
chris: “thats disturbing..”
code for sl-t/wh-r-/basically any girl on a college campus. by calling these girls pinecones, people can openly talk about them without the pinecones even knowing.
(girls with basically no clothes on walk by)

“dude, do you smell some pinecones or is it just me?”
“yeah man i smell it, there must be a pine tree around here somewhere.”
a person who is so utterly dull and boring that you could dip him in peanut b-tter and roll him in nuts and birds would feed off of him
“i can’t believe you dated steve, he was such a pinecone”
the kind of sh-t which involves tear-jerking pain and spiked feces coming out of your -sshole. this is arguably the most horrible form of sh-t. it feels as if there is something slicing your bowels as you force it out of your b-m.
“arrrrggggggggggggggh”
“johnny, are you okay?!”
“i have pinecones coming out of my r-ct-m, leave me alone!!”
misspelling of pineapple.
i sure love pinecones.
it doesn’t really mean anything….can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. actual pinecones from trees are excellent for throwing at people.
“i hate you, you are a pinecone.”(insult)

“you’re such a pinecone.”
(compliment or insult. depends on tone of voice)
a type of s-x where the man uses a studded condom.
i totally pine coned this chick last night.