Piney Porridge
the vital element of a mans s-xual arous-m-nt. a nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from piney to jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/-n-s can replace. needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the piney, aka a mans reproductive organ, aka p-n-s, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka d-nkle.
warning: the combination of jiney juice and piney porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
footnote: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of piney porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
i shot my piney porridge all over her t-ts.
goldilocks: this piney porridge is too salty!
the strange substance on ben stillers ear in there’s something about mary.
woman: i’m not swallowing that!
man: but piney porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
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