ping off
the ultimate disappearing act of a person and all of the wreckage of their life. to be banished, along with all of ones belongings and every trace of ones existence into a realm that is so far off the map that your pings are not on the radar.
example: andreas, ping off to your room.
example: mike: hey joe, what happened to that crazy girl you were dating?”
joe: “i pinged her off.”
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