Pingering
this is the act of a woman, m-ssaging a man’s prostate, with her fingers… through the man’s colon wall.
pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman’s finger (pad first) into the male colon. finger pointing toward the man’s bladder/belly, m-ssaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man’s prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems… also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
aka “prostate milking” g-spot m-ssage sacred spot m-ssage.
a practice, health measure, dating to the ancient chinese, hindu’s and egyptian pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.
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