pining for the fiords


a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. first used by monty python in the infamous “dead parrot” sketch.
#1: “i’m here to get my dog”

#2: “here you go”

#1: “holy cr-p it’s dead”

#2: “no it’s not, it’s just pining for the fiords”

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