pink cactus
a v-g-n- that has been unshaven for no more than one week so that the hair growth is stubbly and razor sharp to the touch of a man’s p-n-s, thus resembling the spiny cactus leaf. cacti, like the woman’s v-g-n-, can be found in a variety of shapes and sizes.
1.) if she isn’t sporting a pink cactus tonight i may just lose my sh-t.
2.) i told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven v-g-n-s that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then i will have nothing to do with her ever again.
3.) i love f-cking pink cacti. it’s nice when it’s dark and you’re in a hurry.
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