pink caviar
the female genitalia, from the perspective of performing c-nn-l-ng-s.
“honey, what are we eating tonight?”
“i don’t care, something simple. and i want pink caviar for appetizer!”
“ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back.”
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