Pink Death

dying from s-x; usually by a woman.
guy 1: it’s so sad he died.
guy 2: i heard he got pink deathed!
guy 1: sweet!

guy 1: i’m so scared that girl with pink death me.
guy 2: don’t even get near her. i heard she’s pink deathed 3 guys already!
a) (noun) a very unpleasant and painful death. happens when one is suddenly impaled with 7-20 tiny, glowing pink shards which, after a few seconds, explode violently and tear the victim’s body apart. this is most commonly experienced in the halo games, but can be simulated in real life with the use of a lot of weed.

b) (noun) a very unpleasant but surprisingly fulfilling end, where one is hammered to death by seismic pelvic thrusts. these are often administered during s-x by the victim’s partner.
a) halo player 1: haha! eat pink death, b•tch!!!

hp2: oh no! -explodes-

hp1: hey, is that his spleen?

b) priest: we are here today to remember this young man,

who was brutally murdered with pink death, by

his wife, judith.

audience member: judith, you dog!
to die humiliated in a hail of pink needles.
“oh no, pink death!”