pink elephant
a brand of cigarettes in france. all the cigs are pink and have vanilla flavoring (a.k.a. they are amazing) they come in a black box with a pink elephant facing backwards on it and “pink elephant” written in pink.
joe: hey can i have a cigarette please?
((gets a cigarette))
joe: oh sh-t these cigarettes are pink!!!!
harold: yep they are pink elephants.
something so large and obvious (like a pink elephant), but n-body says a word- like it doesn’t even exist, making the the whole circ-mstance very akward.
fred: he brought nancy to the dinner?
samantha: yes! and it was so akward- everybody knew nancy was the girl he was seeing before we broke up, but n-body said a word!! she was, without a doubt, the pink elephant of the night!
what one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.
the wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.
what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your -ss
my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant
a next level “mooning” maneuver designed to show more disrespect than the standard act of mooning. the pink elephant is fairly simple, but specific to the male gender. it is achieved by undoing one’s fly and exposing the bare p-n-s whilst pulling the pockets out of the pants. the inside out pockets represent the elephant’s ears and the exposed p-n-s symbolizes the trunk.
guy #1: “wow, you totally gave that p-ssing truck driver the pink elephant!”
guy #2: ” i know, i’ve grown tired of mooning people… it’s just too common place these days”
(n): a symbol of gay republicans
hernan is a member of the pink republicans whose symbol is a pink elephant.
when u are having s-x with a woman and when she queefs when u are f-cking her and it kinda sounds like a elephant
sharon was so nasty last night she pulled a pink elephant on me
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