pink eye sanchez
this other traditional s-x act from south of the border is closely related to the dirty sanchez and dirty rodriguez. however, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny t-rd matter on the woman’s eyes with either the p-n-s or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. it is usually an act of revenge. however, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
english
guillermo: i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
teodoro: that sucks. what did you do?
guillermo: i gave her a goodbye pink eye sanchez and walked out the door!
spanish
guillermo: aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
teodoro: que hiciste?
guillermo: yo di ella un adios y un ojo rosa sanchez y anduve por la puerta!
the american college of optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary pink eye sanchez.
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