Pink Eye Surprise
the pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful “sleeping conrey”…
your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the -ss of the tea-bagger.
it’s a quadruple threat once the “pink eye surprise” kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
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