pink helmet
the top of a p-n-s shaft. it resembles an equipment helmet thats used in sports to protect your head from injury.
woman “my boyfriends pink helmet is so big, i almost chocked trying to suck it.”
man “i clubbed that stripper on the head so hard with my pink helmet, she went to the hospital with a concussion!”
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