pink kryptonite


that soft pink treat between a females legs
person 1: what’s up bro?
person 2: man i’m feeling weak.
person 1: what happened?
person 2: dog, my girl hit me with that pink kryptonite last night and knocked my -ss out.

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  • Pink Parts

    male or female pelvic genitalia. in reference to the inner parts of the v-g-n-, -n-s, or the head of the shaft of a p-n-s. when jimmy went out with his uncle to the tool shed, he complained that his uncle touched his pink parts.

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    jesus look-a-like, usually h-m-s-xual male. is very nice most of the time, though. harmless. also chk. taivalkoski. pinnie is a white-ss slave.

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    a series of at least 3 men connected, -ss to p-n-s. “nick is having a party tonight but i fear it’s just an excuse to start a pipetrain.”

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    tiny -ss p-n-s that n-gg- got a friendship p-n-s!


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