Pink Man


an unemployed, leaching, hostel-living old guy donned from head to toe in a lycra hot pink unitard, with a matted grundle full of melting grundel b-tter from riding a unicycle in the streets all day long looking for handouts. he has also been known to wear a tiny cape and flap his arms like a chicken while riding around town.
guy 1: hey, look! it’s pink man! what’s that brown bubble near his -ss on his unicycle seat???

guy 2: dude, that’s sick!! he just sharted and i bet his grundel sh-t b-tter is running down his legs!!
a large pink condom shaped man on a unicycle.
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see above link for pink man…gritty in pink
referring to characters in society resembling the meth using character “jesse pinkman” from the amc series “breaking bad”. usually dressed in the popular urban atire of the day, possibly using or possesing illegal substances. generally look like they rolled out of bed and threw on whatever clothes didn’t smell as bad.
man that punk kid in the skull sweatshirt is a total pinkman!
uh oh, a total pinkman just walked into the store, watch the dvd section.
an offensive term used to describe a white man.
you know what your not white skinned, you pink skinned!
pink man is a unicycle riding, singing superhero. rides and sings around the world to help joy.
the people cheered when they saw pink man ride into the cafe.

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