pink monkey
a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red -ss of a monkey
stop d-cking around in the trailer park, you pink monkey
used to describe a woman’s p-ssy or v-g-n- because of its large flappy lips and tendency to drool when hungry
d-mn bro your new asian girl is bomb, you tapped that yet?
yeah man just last night but her pink monkey was so tight i thought it was gonna bite my d-ck off!!
a pink monkey is a heart breaker or a player, someone that is good with the ladys known to break hearts with no remorse
that d-mn pink monkey @$$hole broke my heart
you do a pink monkey when you say something that has no link at all with the subject of a conversation. it is always surprising, (even sometimes shocking) and people do not know what to say then.
“-yesterday, my grand father died.
– oh i’m sorry for you… i love chocolates…
-… that was a big pink monkey!”
“i love chocolates” is a pink monkey
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