Pink Widow
pink widow: a particularly moreish c-cktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and sp-nk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. typically served in a tall gl-ss with the f-nny lips of the aforementioned fat l-ss, glued to the rim.
me: “do you have any glue that’ll stick wet skin to gl-ss?”
shop attendent: “certainly sir, here’s some vulv-a-stick 3000. perfect for even the messiest pink widow”
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