pinky sweater
a pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed “sweaty pinkies”, then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.
priest: “do you, john doe, take thee jane doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?”
john doe: “i pinky sweater it”
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