Pinky winky
a c-ck which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.
johnny: “would you like to go on a second date with me?”
suzie: “i would, but i don’t think we’re compatible.”
johnny: “what?!? what was it specifically, if you don’y mind my asking?”
suzie: “it’s not you! it’s just that you have, well, a pinky winky.”
johnny: “ouch! you didn’t have to insult me.”
suzie: “what? that’s a specific term. look it up on urban dictionary. it means a short, thin c-ck.”
johnny: “oh, well i knew it was short, but i always thought it was pretty thick…”
suzie: “it’s actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky i have ever observed in person. and for that i thank you sir!”
johnny: “i really hate you right now.”
a small p-n-s
“so how was it last night?”
“the foreplay was good, but he had a pinky winky…”
“he’s hot but his pinky is so winky!”
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