Pinocchio

1. a slang term meaning oral s-x.
2. a fictional puppet from the 1940 disney movie of the same name.
1. i’m going out with my girlfriend tonight. i hope she gives me pinocchio.

2. ben: i’m watching pinocchio right now.
roger: you’re watching oral s-x!?
ben: no man, you’re a f-g. i’m watching the disney movie.
a puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.
omg pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it 😉
a “pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating p-ssy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her -ss hole. this can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.
“i gave her the pinocchio while she swallowed my c-ck”
someone who wishes that they were a real boy
trans-s-xuals are modern day pinocchio’s.
the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a b-n-r
travis: “i saw erica’s b–bs at wild rivers yesterday”

kyle: “hahaha did she know?”

travis: “she asked if i saw her b–bs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded”
when a man stands above his sleeping girlfriend with his pantsdown. as he positions himself in a bent stance, and -ss in her face he punches her in the stomach causing her to rise towards his b-tthole. as her nose goes towards his -n-s he lets out a huge fart. thus causing a pinocchi-o
“when my girl was sleeping i unzipped my pants and stuck my -ss in her face. i gave her a hard punch in the bread basket. she guided her nose perfect in my brown eye and i farted in her face. maybe next time she’ll learn not to tell a lie. that’s why i gave her a pinocchi-o.”
a girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. other words for them can be: pino, pinocone, ronald reagan, pinny, big nose, liar liar, etc.
president ronald reagan was the king of all pinocchios.

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