pinocchio style
a casual relationship with no strings attached
mary: hey, i was thinking we could do this pinocchio style??
a type of s-xual act that plays out something like this:
a man and woman engage in -n-l s-x, and while the man is penetrating the woman’s -n-s with his member, he tells the woman lies.
the lies can vary from the innocent, like: i ate mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had burger king), to more extreme degrees, like: my, you are beautiful. (she really looks like sh-t)
last night i f-cked my girl pinocchio-style. i had her thinking she was actually good at s-x, and that i stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. i got that b-tch good, brah!
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