Pinwank


pinw-nk = shoving pinb-lls up your -rs- and firing them out at potential x factor christmas no.1 artists. pumping the n-b to charge up the shot gives the pinw-nk more power.
it was the live final of the x factor and tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women’s voice going for christmas no.1 and looking likely to get it. he was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his -rs-, turned round, pumped his n-b a few times and fired the ultimate pinw-nk shot. the ball brushed past simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of sh-t went into his lego man haircut. the ball went on to hit joe mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. pinw-nk prevails.

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