Pioja
a rare specimen driven by marijuana. symptoms result in illogically complaining -about anything special-, fall asleep in an obviously uncomfortable position for around twelve hours in front of the tv, i.e. between a table full of gl-sses, cigarettes and weed and a coach. when the ‘thing’ gets enough energy to get up, the product of his rare activity process is magic waffles for breakfast.
-pioja, hay que pedir una pizza..
-pero….. de dónde?
-de pizza y come…
-nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! pioja!…
-qué? cuál es el pedo?
-es que el queso de pizza y come es péeeesimo..
-ah que la chingada, pinche pioja…
-ya estoy tiradísimo a la mierda..
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