PIP’d
pwned in person. you didn’t just get pwned, you got pwned in person!
guy a: hey, lemme get a cigarette plz
guy b: why? you don’t have any?
guy a: well, i only have one and it’s inside
guy b: orlly? only one? i’ll bet you any amount 3:1 odds that you have at more than one
guy a: well, i don’t know how many, but i barely have any
guy b: well let’s bet that you don’t have just one
guy a: naw, i don’t want to
guy b: because you know you have more than just one
guy a: i don’t know.
guy b: so, lets bet it… i’m giving you great odds… and you said you only had just one cigarette left… were you lying about having just one?
guy a: naw…
guy b: hahaha you just got pip’d (pwned in person)!!!!!!!!!
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