pipe the rock


to examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler’s loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.
sue: hey, we got engaged last night!
tina: oh, wow! did he give you a ring?
sue: yeah, pipe the rock!

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