Piping Cold


the act of engaging in unprotected s-xual intercourse with one or more partners. discovered by two young scholars once coming across a dunkin donuts advertis-m-nt for ice cold beverages.
1. malcolm: hey bruh, you might wanna take this magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

martin: 1. i get lucky every night. and 2. -slaps condom to the ground- i dont need those. i pipe cold.

2. amber: omg those phi psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. i’d let any and every one of them pipe cold.

katt: you’re disgusting.

3. thank the basedg-d for the day after pill. i’d be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren’t for these things because i stay piping cold.

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