pirate coffee
a coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you’re not wearing any pants.
-laugh track-
Read Also:
- pi-some
it is just like a threesome only it goes on forever. guy 1: oh man! last night my gf and her bestfriend had this threesome and god it just went on and on!! guy 2: you mean a pi-some? guy 1: a what? guy 2: you know its like a threesome only it goes on […]
- Pissbubbles
an expression used for something that is a lie mac- “i saw a 2 headed cow yesterday” don- “p-ssbubbles” mac- “naw, it’s true” a caustic harpy who presents with a companionable persona. ann coulter is a p-ss bubble. the spontaneous and deleterious effect of confined sp-ces. as in what happens to perfectly fine children when […]
- Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls
the original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick d-ck. often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man’s baby d-ck. usually used as a derogatory term. though i cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. you’d have to be batsh-t crazy. “kellsie, you should’ve seen it! […]
- synthappy
the shared understanding of joyful electronic sounds exiting the synthesiser “george, i have to agree. the korg is tickling my ear tes-tickles. i have great synthappy.”
- fa hear
short for f-ck her originated from the jacob m. i want fa hear so good.