Pirate-eyed
“pirate-eyed” is a condition resulting from over use of the iphone or similar device in the dark or dimly-lit environment whilst favoring one eye. the resulting condition causes a temporary focal imbalance akin to having a patch over an eye.
jack was lying in bed surfing on his iphone so long that he became pirate-eyed and didn’t recognize lola when she walked in and switched on the light.
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