Pirate key
to insert your four finger and middle finger into one’s r-ct-m ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise.
lubricant is optional
my wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before i give her my plank.
pirate key is a s-xual term, referring to -n-l stimulation using one’s pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)
d-mn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as h-ll last night, dawg. she wanted me to pirate key her -ss, yo”
sofia vergara knows what is “giving him a pirate key” hot pursuit (2015) but no one else seems to know wtf she’s talking about. urban dic don’t know it, so you see.
did you give him a pirate key, hein?
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