Pirate Piggy
pirate piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. he will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. however, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. wrongdoing of pirate piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. be sure to not trifle him.
matthew: there’s a treasure map underneath that plate.
kyle: i believe that’s the treasure map of pirate piggy. you should read that or you’ll be cursed!
simon: i’m not stupid, i’m not going to look under my plate.
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