pirate sandwich


when a friend knocks out at a party, -j-c-l-t- on one of his eyes. when he wakes up, punch him on that eye. he’ll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming “aaaaaarrrgggh!”
“claudio knocked out first, so i gave that b-tch a pirate sandwich”

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