Pirate ‘Stache


when a guy is getting a bl-w j-b and he misses his mark while c-mming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. she then yells “argh! me’ eye!” while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the c-m mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate’s facial hair.
i was giving my bf a hummer and he wanted to c-m on my t-ts, but he misfired and i ended up with a pirate ‘stache. my eye still stings and since then i keep getting whiffs of bleach.

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