Pirate versus Ninja


a completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. it has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the pirate or the ninja is superior.
person 1: hey, man. pirate versus ninja?

person 2: uh… ninja?

person 1: what? you’re a ninja?

person 2: all right, all right. i’m a pirate.

person 1: what? you’re a pirate?

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