Pirate

older name for a pastafarian. commonly confused with anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are pastafarian too. there are even ninja-pirates. not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.
real pirate: “arrr, hail the pasta!”

real pirate

arrrrgh modern pirate

the infamous blackbeard.
the pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. the pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious shadow pirates.
ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family’s honor!
pirate:psshh. p-ss off f-ckface. yer mum liked it.
ninja: how dare you! devil! now you die!!
pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren’t you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet-
ninja: i will find you…..
pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling-
1. one who drinks rum, get angry, and stab things.
2. a sailing criminal who, sails on a ship, steals from other ships, lives without any law:only a set of morals, survives on goods stolen from other ships/ports.
1. “yeah, he got mad, grabbed a large kitchen knife and killed those stuffed animals.”
2. see such movies as hook, peter pan, or pirates of the caribbean.
when a woman is giving you head pull out before -j-c-l-t–n and blow your load in her eye. then kick her in the shin. after completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.
dude i gave kevo’s sister the pirate last night.
pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. they usually own a monkey, parrot, or s-xy wench.
yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja -ss? sweet.
the coolest motherf-cking people to ever exist.
“arrr! avast, we hit land!”
1. n. arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. devotee of the flying spaghetti monster.
1. pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. you must wear full pirate regalia to worship the flying spaghetti monster properly.
1. always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches … even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from pyro pirate academy of one-eyed peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don’t go crying to their mommies … like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to dag people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
arrrr!
arrr…me matey! i’m a pirate!

joe: dude, pirates rock.
greg: iknow, they’re totally better than those r-t-rded ninjas!
cindy: my dad’s a pirate.
joe/greg: cool…

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