Pirmin


a male that is an apple genius/ apple f-ggot. he will think pervertedly of a female with a high s-x appeal no matter of the age of the female (aged ~ 10 – 60). if you let him near any car pirmin may do a bailey 1. you should be very careful when around a pirmin because they work all day ‘cleaning s-m-n out of apple laptops’ therefore they are covered in s-m-n. a pirmin also has 200 additional problems just like an iphone 4s.
oooo… for f-ck sakes pirmin! my laptop is covered in s-m-n again.

mum was p-ssed when pirmin did a bailey on dads new vf holden commodore. she said it was just another of primin’s 200 additional problems.

bailey: to sh-t on the top of a car and sit in it. then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. then slide down the windshield screaming “arrmageden”.
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love of my life, kinda creepy. probably can take your virginity with his eyes.
omg what a huge pirmin

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