Piroska
the name “piroska” is one of hungarian descent, and is most usually found among the women with utmost cl-ss and sophistication. material items mean little to piroska, as she’d be much happier to surround herself with friends, family, good food, and science fiction movies. great gifts to give her are alien figurines, hand lotions, and salami.
piroska is the epitome of a hard worker, but at the same time, she knows how to relax and take things one day at a time. having learned many lessons in life, she has wisdom for all and will laugh in the face of a challenge. she loves strongly and accepts others for their faults within reasonable degrees. she’s the best friend you could ever hope to meet, and is always there to support you in your endeavors and dreams.
piroskas, as a rule, are extremely afraid of crickets and will scream uncontrollably at the mere sound a cricket makes. this reaction, while quite unusual, is common among piroskas, and the best way to calm her down is humor her fear and -ssure her that you are not laughing at her predicament.
alternate names for a piroska: piro, pip, pips, pipsy, and dopplez.
person 1: “i can’t stop laughing at the sweet, witty, and hilarious things you keep saying”
person 2: “naturally! my name is piroska, afterall!”
Read Also:
- inevitable 1337
perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection. random guy: my connection speed is 512kb- inevitable 1337: f-ck you! -rips guy’s head off and p-sses into his neck like a potty-
- Inflatable Exit
this is the opposite of a golden parachute. when someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la steven slater, jetblue flight attendant. his employers were nuts; he didn’t wait for the golden parachute and took the inflatable exit instead!
- d pick
a person with low skills but high ambition a last pick for a basketball game “im the d pick for basketball
- piscottalike
short; squirt; shrimp; pet-te (little dude) “why is that guy so short? “i don’t know, he’s a short person. you know, piscottalike”
- blind penguin
the s-xual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. then -j-c-l-t- in her eye causing her to lose her vision. nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin becky: sure!!! what’s that? darrin: let’s both punch her in the t-t. becky: oh […]