Piss-bead


term invented at reading festival 1998. refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his p-n-s, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. as a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. most noticeable on chino-style trousers.
” ere john, there’s a fair few p-ss-beads on your strides”

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