piss clams


a funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.
i want to join up with jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on p-ss clams.
a slang term for a sea urchin, as quoted by “sol rosenberg” (jerky boys).
i was calling because i don’t want to be tied up to motor boats anymore and dragged like a fool.. i wanna join with jim, and walk up and down the beach, and step on p-ss clams.
a womens sn-tch viewed horizontally while urinating; as it resembles that of a gooey duct clam.
“jessica shut the bathroom door, i don’t need to see your p-ss clam!”
the acc-mulation of urine and toilet paper chards left over and trapped in a the pubic hair of females. especially notable when performing oral s-x on a female.
i went down on this chic from the club last night and she had some serious p-ssclams!

can i get a side of p-ssclams with that?
a clam that grows on your unmentionables after someone urinates upon them
hey you, sal rosenburg, you got get some p-ssclams now ya hear!
a broken clam sh-ll found on the beach or in shallow water. the edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he p-sses himself.
joe: hey kyle, why is glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

kyle: ya and it looks like he p-ssed in his new wet suit.

joe: oh f@@@!!, he must have stepped on a p-ss clam.
v-g-n- ,p-ssy, c-nt, sn-tch, well…..you know
that’s quite the p-ss clam you have there!

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