piss equity
the money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. true pros combat this by p-ssing into gatorade bottles while continuing to play.
noob: “i really had to pee, so i sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom.”
pro: “you fish! do you know how much p-ss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!”
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