Piss Flinch


a type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a p-ss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the ‘p-ss flinch’ is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder i suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of p-ss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy p-ss cleaned -rs- hole for mother. with women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/p-ss (or both) – but these things are never discussed. i only know after extensive research. p-ss flinch can also be used as a rather facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? i think we all know.
…oh neil you f-cking p-ss flinch!… ning, ningle mc flingle, f-cking p-ss flinch c-nt!. are you? am i? are you neil? neeeiiiiil??? yes. p-ss flinched -rs- gruff nutted p-ss minch creg b-tch. that fish b-tch just p-ss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes

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