Piss Foot
it’s a word used to describe someone who somehow manages to p-ss on their feet while standing at a urinal.
-ben walks into the toilet-
matt says : “oh my god, ben’s p-ssed on his foot again, what a ‘p-ss foot’.”
ben says “naa.. rubbish man, it was from the sink, give me a break!”
matt says “no way, from now on you’ll be known as ‘p-ss foot'”
when your dog is too lazy to c-ck his leg up and just p-sses all over his foot.
chewy’s such a lazy b-st-rd he came in again with a smelly -ss p-ssfoot.
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