piss lizzard


a house pet which p-sses on the floor wherever it pleases.
-a man walks into the kitchen- “f-ck” he exclaimed with great frustration “you little p-ss lizzard, i’m telling the kids you ran away!” he yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

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