piss on the porcelain
an expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common – such as talking. similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.
i want to call my boss an -sshole, but i can’t. i’ll just p-ss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.
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