Platinum Shit
derived from “golden sh-t,” this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you’re not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.
man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back i took a platinum sh-t. now i’m ready to go home
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